Groucho MarxJust give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
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Since I am a small guy, I don’t have the height to go out and hunt for a woman. All I can take care of are things that are at my feet. That’s why I need a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. The best thing about all this is if I can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
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